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Subject: [HB] Guinness flies
One day an Englishman, a Scotsman, and an Irishman walked into a pub
together. They proceeded to each buy a pint of Guinness. Just as they
were about to enjoy their creamy beverage, three flies landed in the
pints, and were stuck in the thick heads.
The Englishman pushed his beer away from him in disgust.
The Scotsman fished the offending fly out of his beer and continued
drinking it as if nothing had happened.
The Irishman picked the fly out of his drink, held it out over the beer
and then started yelling, "SPIT IT OUT, SPIT IT OUT YOU BASTARD!!"
One day an Englishman, a Scotsman, and an Irishman walked into a pub
together. They proceeded to each buy a pint of Guinness. Just as they
were about to enjoy their creamy beverage, three flies landed in the
pints, and were stuck in the thick heads.
The Englishman pushed his beer away from him in disgust.
The Scotsman fished the offending fly out of his beer and continued
drinking it as if nothing had happened.
The Irishman picked the fly out of his drink, held it out over the beer
and then started yelling, "SPIT IT OUT, SPIT IT OUT YOU BASTARD!!"
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