Level: 43 Age: 76d, 1h, 52min and 57s

I have it on good word that the monsters of batmud have taken it upon
themselves to form a "Star Chamber" of sorts to deal with serial eq-rapists.
Unfortunately Michael Douglas is unavailable as all his time is spent drugging
Catherine Zeta Jones in the hopes she won't come to her senses and realize
she's sleeping with an old man. However, in a stroke of luck, the monsters
have been able to engage the services of Emilio Estevez, who is currently
unemployed. You rapists have been warned....