Level: 24 [Wizard] Age: 152d, 21h, 57min and 2s

My first job was working in an orange juice factory, but I got canned...
couldn't concentrate. Then I worked in the woods as a lumberjack, but I just
couldn't hack it, so they gave me the ax. After that I tried to be a tailor,
but I just wasn't suited for it, mainly because it was a sew-sew job. Next I
tried working in a muffler factory, but that was too exhausting. Then I tried
to be a chef, I figured it would add a little spice to my life, but I just
didn't have the thyme. I attempted to be a deli worker, but any way I sliced
it, I couldn't cut the mustard. My best job was being a musician, but
eventually I found I wasn't noteworthy. I studied a long time to become a
doctor, but I didn't have any patience. Next was a job in a shoe factory I
tried, but I just didn't fit in. I became a professional fisherman, but
discovered that I couldn't live on my net income. I managed to get a good job
working for a pool maintenance company, but the work was just too draining.
So then I got a job in a workout center, but they said I wasn't fit for the
job. After many years of trying to find steady work I finally got a job as a
historian, but there was no future in it. My last job was working at
Starbucks, but I had to quit, because it was always the same old grind. SO I
RETIRED AND FOUND I AM PERFECT FOR THE JOB!