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Level: 32 [Wizard] Age: 1y, 109d, 14h, 3min and 54s
Redmond (Feb 28, 2001, 2:40 pm EST)
Microsoft (MSFT) reported today that their facility in Redmond, Washington was
struck by a large DOS attack, in the form of a 6.4 magnitude earthquake. The
company reported minimal damage, but has contacted the FBI.
Early investigative suspicion has focused on a shadowy character named GOD,
who has been allegedly involved with such hacking attacks as the 3024 BC
destruction of Sodom and several plagues within the Nile Delta.
GOD's spokesman, Gabriel, has denied responsibility but notes that "Microsoft
could use a good Smiting (tm)"
If I had all the money I'd spent on drink, I'd spend it on drink.
-- Sir Henry Rawlinson
Redmond (Feb 28, 2001, 2:40 pm EST)
Microsoft (MSFT) reported today that their facility in Redmond, Washington was
struck by a large DOS attack, in the form of a 6.4 magnitude earthquake. The
company reported minimal damage, but has contacted the FBI.
Early investigative suspicion has focused on a shadowy character named GOD,
who has been allegedly involved with such hacking attacks as the 3024 BC
destruction of Sodom and several plagues within the Nile Delta.
GOD's spokesman, Gabriel, has denied responsibility but notes that "Microsoft
could use a good Smiting (tm)"
If I had all the money I'd spent on drink, I'd spend it on drink.
-- Sir Henry Rawlinson
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