While I was flying down the road yesterday (only 20 km/h over) I noticed a cop
with a radar gun sitting on top of a bridge. The cop pulled me over, walked up
to the car and asked me, "What's the hurry?"

I replied, "I'm late for work."

"Oh yeah," said the cop, "what do you do?"

I responded, "I'm a rectum stretcher."

The cop said "What?? A rectum stretcher? What does a rectum stretcher do?"

I said, "Well, I start with one finger, then I work my way up to two fingers,
then three, then four, then my whole hand, then I work until I can get both
hands in there and then I slowly stretch it until it's about 6 foot wide."

The cop asked me, "What the hell do you do with a 6 foot asshole?"

I simply replied, "You give him a radar gun and park him on top of a
bridge..."