Every year the Washington Post holds a contest where you take a word,
add/subtract/change one letter, and come up with a new word. Here are some of
the entries:
Apocalypso: day-o, daaaay-o, doomsday come and me want to go home.
Persuede: to bribe someone with fine leather accessories.
Forkplay: a lavish dinner date, in the hope of getting lucky
Calculust: figuring out how much to pay for forkplay.
Nominatrix: the person who names all the S&M gear
Origasmi: sex so good, you fold in half
Masturpiece: the best porno film
Frognostication: when you can predict the future and also turn people to toads
Pestidigitation: making bugs disappear like magic
Philaunderer: someone who hops from bed to bed but always washes the sheets
Guiltar: a musical instrument whose strings are pulled by your mother.
Whorde: an army of prostitutes
Errorist: someone who blows himself up purely by accident
Fundead: when the life has gone out of the party, but it's still going