Old lady sat on a train and the guy next to her is noisily eating a bag of
shrimps. He sits there, breaking open the shells, throwing them out of the
window and eating the shrimps.

The old lady looks at him and says \"Would you mind not doing that? Its
really disgusting having to watch it\"

So the man says \"Listen lady, I paid my money for my train ticket so I
can sit here and do whatever the hell I like\" So the guy finishes his
shrimps and sits back, closes his eyes and decides to have a nap.

So the old lady gets out her knitting and starts finishing a scarf she\'s
working on but the man gets disturbed by her knitting pins clicking together
so he says \"Do you mind stop doing that its disturbing my sleep\"

So the old lady says \"I paid for my train ticket and I can sit here and
do whatever the hell I like!\" So they guy grabs here knitting and throws
it out of th window. The old lady stands up and pulls on the emergency break
and the train slides to a stop and the train guard comes rushing through the
doors

\"Ha ha!\" says the man \"You\'ll get a £200 fine for
doing that!\"

\"Ha ha!\" says the old lady, \"You\'ll get six years in prison
when the police smell your fingers\"