A: No, just Cuban Communists are bad.


Q: How are the Cuban Communists bad?

A: Well, for one thing, people who criticize the
government in Cuba are sent to prison and tortured.

Q: Like in Iraq?
A: Exactly.

Q: And like in China, too?

A: I told you, China's a good economic competitor.
Cuba, on the other hand, is not.


Q: How come Cuba isn't a good economic competitor?

A: Well, you see, back in the early 1960s, our
government passed some laws that made it illegal for
Americans to trade or do any business with Cuba until
they stopped being Communists and started being
capitalists like us.
Q: But if we got rid of those laws, opened up trade
with Cuba, and started doing business with them,
wouldn't that help the Cubans become capitalists?

A: Don't be a smart-ass.



Q: I didn't think I was being one.

A: Well, anyway, they also don't have freedom of
religion in Cuba.
Q: Kind of like China and the Falun Gong movement?

A: I told you, stop saying bad things about China.
Anyway, Saddam Hussein came to power through a
military coup, so he's not really a legitimate leader
anyway.