Q: Do we always rename foods whenever another country
doesn't do what we want them to do?

A: No, we just do that to our friends. Our enemies, we
invade.
Q: But wasn't Iraq one of our friends back in the
1980s?

A: Well, yeah. For a while.


Q: Was Saddam Hussein ruler of Iraq back then?

A: Yes, but at the time he was fighting against Iran,
which made him our friend, temporarily.


Q: Why did that make him our friend?

A: Because at that time, Iran was our enemy.
Q: Isn't that when he gassed the Kurds?

A: Yeah, but since he was fighting against Iran at the
time, we looked the other way, to show him we were his
friend.
Q: So anyone who fights against one of our enemies
automatically becomes our friend?

A: Most of the time, yes.
Q: And anyone who fights against one of our friends is
automatically an enemy?

A: Sometimes that's true, too. However, if American
corporations can profit by selling weapons to both
sides at the same time, all the better.


Q: Why?

A: Because war is good for the economy, which means
war is good for America. Also, since God is on
America's side, anyone who opposes war is a godless
Un American Communist. Do you understand now why we
attacked Iraq?