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A guy comes into a doctor's office and tells him that his problem is
different thoughts plaguing him. So the doctor says: 'No wonder, you've got
1000 loops in your brain.' The guy demands that half of those be removed, and
the doctor agrees. The week after that, the guy comes back to the office and
still whines about thoughts, so the doctor orders an operation and removes
another 400 of the guy's 'loops'. Another week goes by, and the same guy
visits the same doctor and says: 'Yeah, thanks doc, you really helped me, but
i still sometimes get thoughts in my head, so why dont you just take out the
rest of the brain?' Doctor: 'Can't do that, you'll start menstruating below 50
loops.'
different thoughts plaguing him. So the doctor says: 'No wonder, you've got
1000 loops in your brain.' The guy demands that half of those be removed, and
the doctor agrees. The week after that, the guy comes back to the office and
still whines about thoughts, so the doctor orders an operation and removes
another 400 of the guy's 'loops'. Another week goes by, and the same guy
visits the same doctor and says: 'Yeah, thanks doc, you really helped me, but
i still sometimes get thoughts in my head, so why dont you just take out the
rest of the brain?' Doctor: 'Can't do that, you'll start menstruating below 50
loops.'
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