I've been always wondering what is the thing behind <insert your problem
here>. It seems like <insert your flame topic here> doesn't <what exactly is
wrong>. Now, I don't mean to bother with this, but I don't <insert your lack
of personal gain here>. When you come thinking closer of it, how about if we
<your own solution to get your personal gain back goes here>. I'm sure that
this idea will get a lot of negative and positive feedback, but <insert your
mood-lightening joke here>. Hey btw, <pick an enemy player name>, you suck so
deep that you should <insert your insult here>.


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