On the sixth day, god created man, but by the end of the day man was already
bored.
God offered, 'I can make Another, equal to you, to accompany you.'
Adam, 'That would be wonderful.'
God, 'But from you will I will need one of your eyes, a rib, an ear, and your
right hand.'
Adam thought about this and replied, 'What can I get for just a rib?'

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