A drunken man gets on the bus late one night, staggers up the aisle, and sits
next to an elderly woman.
She looks the man up and down and says, "I've got news for you. You're going
straight to hell!"
The man jumps up out of his seat and shouts, "Man, I'm on the wrong bus!"
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