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<Burningmace> I had a customer in hysterics today at work
<+KPR> how come?
<Burningmace> Well, we sell lots of things that have different types, so
sometimes you can buy assorted packs
<Burningmace> He was buying some flavoured condoms... assorted ones, so the
computer automatically prepends "Assorted" to the start of it
<Burningmace> So I put it through and hand him the reciept and he checks it
and starts laughing
<+KPR> huh?
<Burningmace> I took a look at the reciept, and because the line didn't fit
on the paper, it'd truncated the first word.
<Burningmace> So he'd bought some Ass Flavoured Condoms.