Since I have reincarnated, it means I will no longer patrol
the area of Smurville (you wish). Therefore I decided to be
fair and share some hints on Smurfhunt! There are a few
things that should be paid attention to, so that everything
is just 'tiptop' and absolutely tantalizingly perfect!

1) Don't let smurfs wait. They are meant to be killed. That's
why they are there. It's reason of ovulation or evolution,
that the weaker races perish.
2) Support Gargamel who wants to get rid of smurfs. But don't
show any pity since that wizard is gay.
3) Kill black smurfs first. However this is not meant to be
a racial issue.
4) The winter is coming, slay the bear and make a bearskin for
the cold nights.
5) Remember to slay Smurfette. Think that she is the only smurf
in Smurville, and the whole Smurville is full of smurfs, so
think how those have born, sounds like a whore and no sense
of any birth control. Besides, she probably sleeps with
everyone except you.
6) Kill Papa smurf. His red hat proves he is a communist.

--Darol