;As we all know, the Taliban considers it a sin for a man to see a naked
;woman who is not his wife.;;So, this Saturday at 2:00 p.m. (GMT) all American
women are asked to walk ;out of their house completely naked. To help weed
out any neighborhood ;terrorists.;;Circling your block for one hour is
recommended for this anti-terrorist ;effort.;All men are to position
themselves in lawn chairs in front of their house ;to prove they are not
Taliban. Demonstrate that they think it's okay to ;see nude women other than
their wife and to show support for all American ;women.;;And since the Taliban
also does not approve of alcohol, a cold six-pack at ;your side is further
proof of your anti-Taliban sentiment.;;The American Government appreciates
your efforts to root out terrorists ;and applauds your participation in this
anti-terrorist activity.;;God Bless America;