In the dead of winter a bird falls out of his nest in a tree into the snow.
"Damn it's cold", he thinks. Along comes a cow and shits on him. "Damn...I
just got shit on...but it's warm", he thinks and promptly starts chirping. A
cat hears him, comes along, digs him out and eats him
The moral of the story is: Not everyone that shits on you is an enemy and not
everyone that digs you out is a friend.