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Early in the morning, Saddam Hussein, calls up George Bush and says,
"George, I had a wonderful dream last night. I dreamed I could see
all of America and on every large building there was a huge poster,
and it said 'Allah is God, God is Allah'."
"That's such a coincidence," says Bush, "because last night I had
a dream too. I could see all of Baghdad and on every large
building there, there was also a huge poster."
"Well what did it say?" asked Hussein.
"I don't know," Bush replied, "I don't read Hebrew."
"George, I had a wonderful dream last night. I dreamed I could see
all of America and on every large building there was a huge poster,
and it said 'Allah is God, God is Allah'."
"That's such a coincidence," says Bush, "because last night I had
a dream too. I could see all of Baghdad and on every large
building there, there was also a huge poster."
"Well what did it say?" asked Hussein.
"I don't know," Bush replied, "I don't read Hebrew."
Gore
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