Canada is a great ally of the usa. I've met and been friends with tons of
canadians both irl and here in bat. Canada has a rich and wonderful history.
Canada has brought such wonderful things into the world that bring so many so
much joy, ice hockey, canadian bacon, south park and the x-files. Canadians
are intelligent, kind-hearted, freedom loving people. In general, I think most
americans will agree that even though we do give a good ribbing to our
northern neighbors that there is a great atmosphere of respect and good
feeling between our two countries.

That being said, I think that it's important to mention that it was canada
that puked celine dion upon the world, and for this atrocity to human rights,
canada, and all canadians should and will burn in the firey pits of the lowest
rings of hell, from now till all eternity. Fuck you canada, fuck you hard,
fuck you long. We will never forget this attack upon the very nature of the
human race, an attack the likes of which has never been seen before, nor ever
most likely be seen again. Celine Dion is completely unforgivable, and not one
of us shall ever forgive you.

-Love, Welwood