"The AAA-general of Ukraine says Ukraine is not responsible for the U.S.
planes accidentally shot down over Baghdad."
"The Pentagon analysts are confident that the military operation in Iraq will
go as planned - if the Iraqis will stop interfering with the operation."
"Today, on a Moscow black market, the police have found a U.S. Apache
helicopter, which has reportedly gone missing during a storm in the Iraqi
desert."
"A triplet of Saddam Hussein has been found by the U.S. special forces this
morning in Basra."
"The U.N. inspectors declare they have identified a plane-less Iraqi pilot
near a pilotless plane in Baghdad today. The pilot (weight 80 kgs, hand-span
1,5m) can reportedly move without his plane up to a distance of 80 km."
"According to the Reuters news agency, a USAF pilot has dropped a bomb with a
nuclear payload upon the general stationing site of a British division today.
The high-ranking Pentagon officials say that as a result of this regrettable
friendly fire incident, seven British soldiers have been lightly wounded."