If you own a farm and need to fertilize it, you can use this neat trick to do
that. First, you will need somekind of integrated board for you so that you
can keep your food in it. Put your hamburgers, freedom fries and cokes on
board so that they can easily be picked. Then strip nude, drink somekind of
laxative and start running on your farm area. While running eat as much as you
can and as the laxative kicks in your metabolism sort of speeds up and you
might be able to shit everything you eat at the same time, thus you can
fertilize a farm without having to spend money on both food and fertilizing.
More neat tricks, same bullshit time, same bullshit channel!
--Darol