1.
I feel your lips, your hands... the velvet of your skin... I am breathing
hard... just a little more and I...
Oops, sorry, my teapot is boling.
2.
-Excuse me, is this a telephone sex company?
-I am sorry, I think you have it wrong...
-Ah, damn it, wrong hole.
3.
An excerpt from an erotic novel:
"He had taken advantage of her in the pose of 'searching for slippers under
the bed.'"