Bill Clinton, Al Gore and Bill Gates all die in a plane crash. They are
standing before God, seated on his throne.

God asks Al: "What do you believe?"

Al says: "I believe in the earth. I believe if we don't protect it, the whole
earth will die."

God says: "I like that, come sit at my left. Bill Clinton, what do you
believe?"

Bill Clinton says: "I believe in people. I believe the people should be
empowered. I believe no one has the right to tell someone else what to do."

God says: "I like that, come sit on my right. OK Bill Gates, what do you
believe?"

Bill Gates says: "I believe you're in my seat."


If I had all the money I'd spent on drink, I'd spend it on drink.
-- Sir Henry Rawlinson