A women goes to her boyfriends parents house for dinner.This is to be her
first time meeting the family and she is very nervous.They all sit down and
begin eating a fine meal.The woman is beginning to feel a little discomfort,
thanks to her nervousness andthe broccoli casserole.The gas pains are almost
making her eyes water. Left with no otherchoice,she decides to relieve herself
a bit and lets out a daintylittle fart.It wasn't loud, but everyone at the
table heard the poot.Before she even had a chance to be embarrassed, her
boyfriends father looked over at the dog that had been snoozing at the women's
feet, and said, in a rather stern voice, "Ginger!" The woman thought, "this is
great!" and a big smile came across her face.A couple minutes later, she was
beginning to feel the pain again. This time, she didn't even hesitate. She let
a much louder and longer fart rip.The father again looked at the dog and
yelled, "dammit Ginger!"Once again the woman smiled and thought, "yes!" A few
minutes later the woman had to let another one rip. This time she didn't even
think about it. She let rip with a fart that rivaled a train whistle blowing.
Again,the father looked at the dog with disgust and yelled, "dammit Ginger,
get away from her before she shits on you!"