<AgentSmith> It seems you have been leading two lives, Mr. Anderson. In one
life, you are Robert Anderson, assistant cook at a Jack in the Box in
Mesquite....in the other...you go by the chat alias "Randerson"...spreading
homosexual propoganda, lying, and being a generally immature pest...
<AgentSmith> One of these...has a future.
<Randerson> LMAO OMFG where's the phone, I have to tell Dean about this
<AgentSmith> How can you use the phone when you cannot...speak?
*** AgentSmith sets mode: +m

<Jeedo> hey baby, whats up?
<Indidge> umm....nothing?
<Jeedo> So....want me to like come over today so we can fuck?
<Indidge> Wait....did you want to speak to my daughter?
<Jeedo> Yes Mrs.Miller..