I spent more money on polls and focus groups than any other president in US
history.

I am the first president to run and hide when the US came under attack (and
then lied, saying the enemy had the code to Air Force 1).

I am the first US president to establish a secret shadow government.

I took the world's sympathy for the US after 9/11 and, in less than a year,
made the US the most resented country in the world (possibly the biggest
diplomatic failure in US and world history.)

I am the first US president in history to have a majority of the people of
Europe (71%) view my presidency as the biggest threat to world peace and
stability in the world.

I am the first US president in history to have the people of South Korea
feel more threatened by the US than by their immediate neighbor, North
Korea.

I changed US policy to allow convicted criminals to be awarded government
contracts.

I set the all-time record for the number of administration appointees who
violated US law by not selling their huge investments in corporations
bidding for government contracts.
I am the first president in decades to execute a federal prisoner.

I have removed more freedoms and civil liberties from Americans than any
other president in US history. In a little over two years I have created the
most divided country in decades, possibly the most divided that the US has
been since the Civil War.

I entered office with the strongest economy in US history and in less than
two years turned every single economic category heading straight down.

I have appointed more ultra-conservative judges than any administration in
history, changing the nature of the courts.

I won't even mention my accomplishments in destroying the environment and
our natural resources because they are too numerous to list.