The bstats info for unique kills and total kills could be put into plaques
that are updated at boot and function like the exp plaque in other ways. That
should be a simple compromise between a very popular, laggy command and having
it be disabled entirely, since I think those were the two variables 90% of the
bstats checks were of.

Also, you know, the whole bat stats joke is starting to get a little old. To
me at least.