When sitting on Santa's lap, could we give him a wish that he wouldn't
give anything that has a christmas glow? I'd rather have a worthless iron pick
than an eq that rocks but disappears after a few days. It's just so
frustrating.

Think about it, when you we're a kid. You'd get the toy train/bike/moped/RC
whatever you've always wished for, and your parents would say 'yeah, enjoy
it while you can, tomorrow we will throw it in the trashcan.'

~/A