Once there were three guys and a prostitute. The first guy went to her and
sucked her nipples and chocolate milk came out. He was excited and told the
second guy about her. The second guy did the same thing and the same thing
happened, chocolate milk came out. So the second guy went and told the third
guy chocolate milk came out of this prostitutes tits, so the third guy went to
her and asked "Does chocolate milk really come out of your tits?" The girl
said "No it's breast cancer."

A husband emerged from the bathroom naked and was climbing into bed when his
wife complained, as usual, "I have a headache."

"Perfect" her husband said. "I was just in the bathroom powdering my penis
with aspirin. You can take it orally or as a suppository, it's up to you!"