Joe was called to testify at the IRS. He consulted his accountant and asked
for advice on what to wear. The accountant said: Wear your shabbiest clothing.
Let the taxman think you are a pauper. Then Joe went to see his lawyer and
asked him the same question, but got the opposite advice: Don't let the
fuckers intimidate you. Wear your most elegant and expensive suit and tie.
Joe was totally confused. He then went to visit his Rabbi and told him about
the conflicting advice and requested some resolution of the dilemma. The Rabbi
said: Let me tell you a story, son. A woman, about to be married, asked her
mother what to wear on the wedding night. She was told to wear a heavy, long,
silk night-gown that went right up to her neck. But when she asked her best
friend the same question, she got a totally conflicting advice and was told to
wear her most sexy negligee with a low V-neck Joe said: But what does all
this have to do with the IRS. The Rabbi replied: Son, no matter what you wear,
you are gonna get fucked.