1. A woman will never understand why soccer players, when they row up in a
wall in front of the goal, strive to protect their balls so. A woman never
flinches when she sees someone being hit in balls when she watches a movie.
2. A woman doesn't bite the cigarette with her teeth. She doesn't leave it in
her mouth, instead she holds it in her hand.
3. When she yawns, a woman covers her mouth with the whole hand, not a fist.
4. After taking a bath, a woman always covers her head with a towel, making it
appear turban-like. The origins of this eastern ritual are not known.
A woman almost never gets annoyed when her underwear gets stuck in between her
buttocks. The fair sex easily wears such torturous clothing as 'bikinis'. In
addition, usually a woman doesn't try to fix her underwear when rising from a
chair.
6. When pulling her arm back in order to throw something, a woman does it
overhead and not from the side, as men do. That is one reason why women are
never sent to blow up tanks.
7. When shaking hands a woman does not really press your hand at all.
8. When turning around to see something, a woman turns only her head. Men
usually turn the whole upper part of the body, their necks being less
flexible.
9. Women are afraid of spiders, worms and mice.
10. The majority of women think that washing your face using normal soap is
bad for you.
11. During sex, a woman is often worried about her looks.
12. When asked to show their hands, men put put out their open palms. Women
keep the palms down, maybe to show off their flawless manicure and diamonds.
13. A well-behaved woman never swears if she hits her hand with a hammer. The
words of men in such cases don't bear repeating.
14. Women open beer bottles with bottle openers.
15. When a woman is breathing, she uses her chest muscles. A man's abdominal
muscles are normally active as well.
16. Women don't like it when their hands are idle. That is why they always
carry a handbag, in order to keep their hands occupied. In the absence of a
handbag things like gloves, a book or a flower will do as well.
17. When going up or down a steep hill women prefer to walk sideways. Men just
put their legs further apart.
18. If a woman decides to take a look at the soles of her feet, she turns her
head backwards to look at them. A man turns his leg sideways.
19. Women often have a negligent relationship with their genital organs, they
are almost strangers to each other. Women don't talk to them, don't give them
funny names, don't get offended by them.
20. When forced to walk over hot sand, a woman walks on tiptoe. A man walks on
his heels.