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Tricksy studentses. Hates them, precious, yesss, we hates them. Studentses,
grubbing for gradeses, grubbing and ssscraping and ssneaking, and their heads
sso empty-- ssssso empty, gollum, gollum. No brains. No scrumptiously
crunchable brainses, no precious, jusst air and dussst. Dussst! Hates them.
Ssstupid sstudentses, don't even read the textbook, no preciouss. They writes,
and writes, and sscrawls and scribbles-- our eyes, precious, we must ruin our
poor eyeses on their scratchings-- but they don't think, do they, precious?
They never thinksss. Gollum. No, no thinking for them, sstupid studentses. Too
good for thinking, gollum But we'll show them, preciouss, yess. Fail them.
Fail them, precious. We can bleed bright red ink all over their nassssty
homeworks, yesss, precious. We can fail the studentses. Make them cry. Make
them weep and wail and sssob. Yesss.
Ssstudentss. Filthy, sstinking, ssstupid studentsss. We hatess them, we hates
them forever!
Yess, precious. Gollum, gollum.
"For every complex problem there is an answer that is clear, simple, and
wrong." -- H L Mencken
grubbing for gradeses, grubbing and ssscraping and ssneaking, and their heads
sso empty-- ssssso empty, gollum, gollum. No brains. No scrumptiously
crunchable brainses, no precious, jusst air and dussst. Dussst! Hates them.
Ssstupid sstudentses, don't even read the textbook, no preciouss. They writes,
and writes, and sscrawls and scribbles-- our eyes, precious, we must ruin our
poor eyeses on their scratchings-- but they don't think, do they, precious?
They never thinksss. Gollum. No, no thinking for them, sstupid studentses. Too
good for thinking, gollum But we'll show them, preciouss, yess. Fail them.
Fail them, precious. We can bleed bright red ink all over their nassssty
homeworks, yesss, precious. We can fail the studentses. Make them cry. Make
them weep and wail and sssob. Yesss.
Ssstudentss. Filthy, sstinking, ssstupid studentsss. We hatess them, we hates
them forever!
Yess, precious. Gollum, gollum.
"For every complex problem there is an answer that is clear, simple, and
wrong." -- H L Mencken
Rating:
9
Votes:
9
Calmar wrote:
Tricksy studentses. Hates them, precious, yesss, we hates them. Studentses,
grubbing for gradeses, grubbing and ssscraping and ssneaking, and their heads
sso empty-- ssssso empty, gollum, gollum. No brains. No scrumptiously
crunchable brainses, no precious, jusst air and dussst. Dussst! Hates them.
Ssstupid sstudentses, don't even read the textbook, no preciouss. They writes,
and writes, and sscrawls and scribbles-- our eyes, precious, we must ruin our
poor eyeses on their scratchings-- but they don't think, do they, precious?
They never thinksss. Gollum. No, no thinking for them, sstupid studentses. Too
good for thinking, gollum But we'll show them, preciouss, yess. Fail them.
Fail them, precious. We can bleed bright red ink all over their nassssty
homeworks, yesss, precious. We can fail the studentses. Make them cry. Make
them weep and wail and sssob. Yesss.
Ssstudentss. Filthy, sstinking, ssstupid studentsss. We hatess them, we hates
them forever!
Yess, precious. Gollum, gollum.
grubbing for gradeses, grubbing and ssscraping and ssneaking, and their heads
sso empty-- ssssso empty, gollum, gollum. No brains. No scrumptiously
crunchable brainses, no precious, jusst air and dussst. Dussst! Hates them.
Ssstupid sstudentses, don't even read the textbook, no preciouss. They writes,
and writes, and sscrawls and scribbles-- our eyes, precious, we must ruin our
poor eyeses on their scratchings-- but they don't think, do they, precious?
They never thinksss. Gollum. No, no thinking for them, sstupid studentses. Too
good for thinking, gollum But we'll show them, preciouss, yess. Fail them.
Fail them, precious. We can bleed bright red ink all over their nassssty
homeworks, yesss, precious. We can fail the studentses. Make them cry. Make
them weep and wail and sssob. Yesss.
Ssstudentss. Filthy, sstinking, ssstupid studentsss. We hatess them, we hates
them forever!
Yess, precious. Gollum, gollum.
+/- Hackop
Rating:
1
Votes:
3
Quote:
Calmar wrote:
Tricksy studentses. Hates them, precious, yesss, we hates them. Studentses,
grubbing for gradeses, grubbing and ssscraping and ssneaking, and their heads
sso empty-- ssssso empty, gollum, gollum. No brains. No scrumptiously
crunchable brainses, no precious, jusst air and dussst. Dussst! Hates them.
Ssstupid sstudentses, don\'t even read the textbook, no preciouss. They writes,
and writes, and sscrawls and scribbles-- our eyes, precious, we must ruin our
poor eyeses on their scratchings-- but they don\'t think, do they, precious?
They never thinksss. Gollum. No, no thinking for them, sstupid studentses. Too
good for thinking, gollum But we\'ll show them, preciouss, yess. Fail them.
Fail them, precious. We can bleed bright red ink all over their nassssty
homeworks, yesss, precious. We can fail the studentses. Make them cry. Make
them weep and wail and sssob. Yesss.
Ssstudentss. Filthy, sstinking, ssstupid studentsss. We hatess them, we hates
them forever!
Yess, precious. Gollum, gollum.
grubbing for gradeses, grubbing and ssscraping and ssneaking, and their heads
sso empty-- ssssso empty, gollum, gollum. No brains. No scrumptiously
crunchable brainses, no precious, jusst air and dussst. Dussst! Hates them.
Ssstupid sstudentses, don\'t even read the textbook, no preciouss. They writes,
and writes, and sscrawls and scribbles-- our eyes, precious, we must ruin our
poor eyeses on their scratchings-- but they don\'t think, do they, precious?
They never thinksss. Gollum. No, no thinking for them, sstupid studentses. Too
good for thinking, gollum But we\'ll show them, preciouss, yess. Fail them.
Fail them, precious. We can bleed bright red ink all over their nassssty
homeworks, yesss, precious. We can fail the studentses. Make them cry. Make
them weep and wail and sssob. Yesss.
Ssstudentss. Filthy, sstinking, ssstupid studentsss. We hatess them, we hates
them forever!
Yess, precious. Gollum, gollum.
on this one.
Pass the one\'s with a brain, fail the others.
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