Hi again, sweetheart. We\'ve finally arrived here. Iraq! It really is
impossibly hot. Thought it looks like it\'s not India after all, the natives
here don\'t look much like Indians at all. And the colonel checked with the
staff, the right way to say it is Iraq. And Iran is actually some radioactive
stuff called Iranium-238.

The sergeant warned us about our first action tomorrow. He heard that on the
radio. Also he said that we\'ll be fighting with the english, the spanish and
the poles. But he didn\'t say which side they\'d be on.

Of course the commanders have scared us with tales of inhuman conditions:
there are no air-conditioners in our fortifications, the trenches don\'t have
showers installed... but we Americans are true heroes! We can stand all of it!
Even if they stop giving us Coke with ice during battle.

Oh, and in the evening we saw a strange sight. Singing loudly, our Ukrainian
reinforcements have arrived. Fully equipped with camouflaged waggons and
mules. They look awesome in the green uniform, especially in desert terrain.
All of them have green suits, and many have branches and leaves on their
helmets. Some even have tree stumps. We\'re told those are the officers, so
they can be easily distinguished during battle.

A little after came our other friends: estonians, latvians and lithuanians.
The sarge tells us that they\'re some kind of tribes from our American
reservations that are located somewhere in the back of Europe. In any case,
the tribal chiefs of these tribes are very kind people, they even brought
relief aid for Iraqi children. Estonians brought two waggons of baby food,
lithuanians had four waggons of children\'s clothes, and the latvians brougth
with them 200 waggons of schoolbooks - in latvian.

But the greatest even today - we are reinforced with a corps of lawyers. So
you best set your mind at rest dear. Even if I get scratched with something
around here, the Iraqis will sure have to pay a load of compensation.

Unfortunately we haven\'t had any fighting yet, so I couldn\'t wave my hand
for you.