HARD DRIVE woman - She always remembers everything
RAM woman - She forgets about you as soon as you part
WINDOWS woman - Everyone knows she can't do anything properly, but you still
can't live without her
EXCEL woman - They say she has lots of applications, but you only use her for
your four primary needs
SCREENSAVER woman - She's funny, but not good for much
SERVER woman - Always busy when you need her
MULTIMEDIA woman - Makes awful things look nice
E-MAIL woman - Out of ten things she says, eight are total bullshit
MODEM woman - Before she starts doing something, she will always complain
FLESH CARD woman - You can tell her your innermost secrets
XEROX woman - A woman with many children
VIRUS woman - Also known as a "wife". Just at the time when you're not
expecting her she comes, makes herself comfortable and uses all your stuff. If
you try to get rid of her, you'll lose something. If you don't try to get rid
of her, you'll lose everything.