In my short time playing as a merchant i have have noticed that the fail and
fumblerates of 100% skills are in tune actually. It's just that all the other
guilds have so good successrates with bad percentages that i have gotten
spoiled by getting used to them.

Therefore, i propose we tune all the other guilds a bit so they can enjoy this
as well, and add some nifty special features for the fumbles( which will be
coming pretty often now).

Rangers: on a fumbled bladed fury, Your weapons are destroyed.

Barbarians: on a fumbled lure, you are stunned for 3hours and can only watch
as the mob is buttraping you for hours on end and your party is just cheering
it on.

Nuns: on a fumble they would get forcereanimated into a zombie.

Tarmalens: on a fumbled heal they would kill the target, aging them worth of
several months.

locs: fumble vb and lose all souls.

navigator: on a fumble, you lose all your navspells, permanently of course

mage: fumble and your reagentbag is destroyed, ( same for conjus)

bards: fumbling a songspell maked you forget it, 0 casts, have fun kbh:ing it
again

channeller: fumble and your supply goes critical, you explode, and your eq is
scattered throughout the realms.


Now i don't want to reserve all the fun to myself, i'll leave the rest of the
guilds to the wizards, im sure you can have fun coming up with appropriate
fumble effects. You could just bring the merchant fumble/fail rates up to
levels of the other guilds, but where's the fun in that?

naah. how about making you teleport to, lets say 100 different random rooms in
the outworld and someone has to collect all your pieces into a pile until you
can pray/get ressed.

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Thiamin damn you are sick. BTW I like that