12. Some mornings, it's just not worth chewing through the leather straps.
-- Emo Phillips

13. Writing about music is like dancing about architecture.

14. When I told the people of Northern Ireland that I was an atheist, a
woman in the audience stood up and said, "Yes, but is it the God of the
Catholics or the God of the Protestants in whom you don't believe?" --
Quentin Crisp

15. Boundary, n. In political geography, an imaginary line between two
nations, separating the imaginary rights of one from the imaginary rights
of another. -- Ambrose Bierce, The Devil's Dictionary

16. May the forces of evil become confused on the way to your house.
-- George Carlin

17. Life may have no meaning. Or even worse, it may have a meaning of
which I disapprove. -- Ashleigh Brilliant

18. My opinions may have changed, but not the fact that I am right.
-- Ashleigh Brilliant

19. Once at a social gathering, Gladstone said to Disraeli, "I predict,
Sir, that you will die either by hanging or of some vile disease."
Disraeli replied, "That all depends, sir, upon whether I embrace your
principles or your mistress."

20. For three days after death, hair and fingernails continue to grow but
phone calls taper off. -- Johnny Carson

21. My initial response was to sue her for defamation of character, but
then I realized that I had no character. -- Charles Barkley, on hearing
Tonya Harding proclaim herself "the Charles Barkley of figure skating"

22. The most important thing in the programming language is the name. A
language will not succeed without a good name. I have recently invented a
very good name and now I am looking for a suitable language. -- D. E.
Knuth, 1967