A wife woke in the middle of the night to find her husband missing
from bed. She got out of bed and checked around the house. She
heard sobbing from the basement. After turning on the light and
descending the stairs, she found he husband curled up in the corner,
of the basement,... crying like a baby.

"Honey, what's wrong?", she asked, worried about what could hurt him
so much.

"Remember, 20 years ago, I got you pregnant and your father threatened
me to either marry you or to go to jail?"

"Yes, of course," she replied.

"Well, I would have been released from jail this afternoon!"