Okay, obviously people didn't move to exp in Raven as I hoped,
they still come to Smurville. Since I don't know any other
exping areas besides Smurville, I will have to use force to
get you there. I will also start making a list of Smurfkillers,
and you can check that from the plaque of Rilynttar. If you
are on the list, it is more likely that in near future you
might find a cucumber sideways in your ass in real life and
possibly get mutilated here in mud so you after by treatment
you will look like a heavily mutilated french Concorde
aeroplane that has only one wing left!

Here are few hints how I can do it:

1) I get suicide candies and relocate to you and cheerfully
say "Eat this, It's a nuntask!'
2) If I see you walking in Smurville, I inform on wanted
channel 'Summon+dd <your name here> quick'
3) I won't tell you how I am able to put a cucumber
in your ass, thus hoping this works as a horrid deterrent.

--Darol, The Smurville Cop!