Tells something of the quality of my code that I announce
it in this newsgroup, oh well...

I coded a monster named 'krapulakeiju' which you can
tell how much you have drunk (intoxicants obviously),
in which time.. and your weight. It will tell you the
per milles of alcohol in your blood.

'tell krapulakeiju help'

The name is finnish for 'hangoverpixie'.