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#1
04 Apr 2004 20:13
 
 
Moronic idiots with no regard for their surroundings or the origin of their
wares should eat a spoon of sand and a cup of dirt for each cigarette they
light! And if these damn fools would stick to doing that outdoors, maybe dorks
like me wouldn't need to flame. Your canopy smells of guano/vehe/elderberries,
too.

 
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Thematic
192d, 0h, 37m, 25s old
Level:
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#2
05 Apr 2004 06:51
 
 
Thematic wrote:
Moronic idiots with no regard for their surroundings or the origin of their
wares should eat a spoon of sand and a cup of dirt for each cigarette they
light! And if these damn fools would stick to doing that outdoors, maybe dorks
like me wouldn't need to flame. Your canopy smells of guano/vehe/elderberries,
too.
How bout you stop breathing and i'll stop smoking? :)

 
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Shaggydope
276d, 6h, 37m, 40s old
Level:
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#3
05 Apr 2004 12:24
 
 
Correct.
Quote:
Moronic idiots with no regard for their surroundings or the origin of their
wares should eat a spoon of sand and a cup of dirt for each cigarette they
light! And if these damn fools would stick to doing that outdoors, maybe dorks
like me wouldn\'t need to flame. Your canopy smells of guano/vehe/elderberries,
too.
 
 
 
Laaban
N e w b i e  H e l p e r
2y, 313d, 7h, 14m, 24s old
Level:
83
 
 
#4
05 Apr 2004 18:00
 
 
Laaban wrote:
Correct.
Quote:
Moronic idiots with no regard for their surroundings or the origin of their
wares should eat a spoon of sand and a cup of dirt for each cigarette they
light! And if these damn fools would stick to doing that outdoors, maybe dorks
like me wouldn\'t need to flame. Your canopy smells of guano/vehe/elderberries,
too.
I agree with Shaggydope, if you don't like my smoke, go somewhere else. If i
come to your spot while im smoking, leave. Since we can't both have what we
want, I might as well enjoy my cigarettes without having to hear you bitch.
So when you see me approaching with a Marlboro in my hand, just move along
because there is nothing else for you to see.
v

 
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Firedance
101d, 19h, 43m, 12s old
Level:
50
 
 
#5
05 Apr 2004 18:49
 
 
Firedance wrote:
Laaban wrote:
Correct.
Quote:
Moronic idiots with no regard for their surroundings or the origin of their
wares should eat a spoon of sand and a cup of dirt for each cigarette they
light! And if these damn fools would stick to doing that outdoors, maybe dorks
like me wouldn\'t need to flame. Your canopy smells of guano/vehe/elderberries,
too.
I agree with Shaggydope, if you don't like my smoke, go somewhere else. If i
come to your spot while im smoking, leave. Since we can't both have what we
want, I might as well enjoy my cigarettes without having to hear you bitch.
So when you see me approaching with a Marlboro in my hand, just move along
because there is nothing else for you to see.
v
What the fuck are you thinking?...The nature of liberty is not that you get to
do whatever the fuck you please and exert your will on whomever you please, it
is that you do what you choose without harming others. Read the fucking post!
Thiamin never asks you to stop smoking. So, do take it outside...the
cigarette smoke doesn't bother me but your ignorance does, you dumb piece of
shit.

Han.
The kinder, friendlier serial killer

 
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Hannibal
132d, 19h, 34m, 8s old
Level:
55
 
 
#6
07 Apr 2004 07:27
 
 
Hannibal wrote:
Firedance wrote:
Laaban wrote:
Correct.
Quote:
Moronic idiots with no regard for their surroundings or the origin of their
wares should eat a spoon of sand and a cup of dirt for each cigarette they
light! And if these damn fools would stick to doing that outdoors, maybe dorks
like me wouldn\'t need to flame. Your canopy smells of guano/vehe/elderberries,
too.
I agree with Shaggydope, if you don't like my smoke, go somewhere else. If i
come to your spot while im smoking, leave. Since we can't both have what we
want, I might as well enjoy my cigarettes without having to hear you bitch.
So when you see me approaching with a Marlboro in my hand, just move along
because there is nothing else for you to see.
v
What the fuck are you thinking?...The nature of liberty is not that you get to
do whatever the fuck you please and exert your will on whomever you please, it
is that you do what you choose without harming others. Read the fucking post!
Thiamin never asks you to stop smoking. So, do take it outside...the
cigarette smoke doesn't bother me but your ignorance does, you dumb piece of
shit.

Han.
The kinder, friendlier serial killer
Im sorry, you've mistaken me for someone who gave a damn.

 
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Firedance
101d, 19h, 53m, 4s old
Level:
50
 
 
#7
05 Apr 2004 20:31
 
 
Firedance wrote:
Laaban wrote:
Correct.
Quote:
Moronic idiots with no regard for their surroundings or the origin of their
wares should eat a spoon of sand and a cup of dirt for each cigarette they
light! And if these damn fools would stick to doing that outdoors, maybe dorks
like me wouldn\'t need to flame. Your canopy smells of guano/vehe/elderberries,
too.
I agree with Shaggydope, if you don't like my smoke, go somewhere else. If i
come to your spot while im smoking, leave. Since we can't both have what we
want, I might as well enjoy my cigarettes without having to hear you bitch.
So when you see me approaching with a Marlboro in my hand, just move along
because there is nothing else for you to see.
v
What if I break your arms and rip your nuts off and feed them to my pet
hamster when you approach me with a marlboro? Maybe you should go polluting
somewhere else! Since we can't both have what we want, I might as well arrange
a free meal for my hamster without having to choke on your stupid smokes.

 
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Laaban
N e w b i e  H e l p e r
2y, 313d, 11h, 54m, 43s old
Level:
83
 
 
#8
05 Apr 2004 20:31
 
 
Quote:
Firedance wrote:
Laaban wrote:
Correct.
Quote:
Moronic idiots with no regard for their surroundings or the origin of their
wares should eat a spoon of sand and a cup of dirt for each cigarette they
light! And if these damn fools would stick to doing that outdoors, maybe dorks
like me wouldn\'t need to flame. Your canopy smells of guano/vehe/elderberries,
too.
I agree with Shaggydope, if you don\'t like my smoke, go somewhere else. If i
come to your spot while im smoking, leave. Since we can\'t both have what we
want, I might as well enjoy my cigarettes without having to hear you bitch.
So when you see me approaching with a Marlboro in my hand, just move along
because there is nothing else for you to see.
v
What if I break your arms and rip your nuts off and feed them to my pet
hamster when you approach me with a marlboro? Maybe you should go polluting
somewhere else! Since we can\'t both have what we want, I might as well arrange
a free meal for my hamster without having to choke on your stupid smokes.

this i\'d like to see while i\'m burning your eyes out with my lit marlboro then forcing you to inhale the smoke as you are screaming.

 
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Shaggydope
276d, 9h, 22m, 54s old
Level:
73
 
 
#9
07 Apr 2004 07:28
 
 
Laaban wrote:
Firedance wrote:
Laaban wrote:
Correct.
Quote:
Moronic idiots with no regard for their surroundings or the origin of their
wares should eat a spoon of sand and a cup of dirt for each cigarette they
light! And if these damn fools would stick to doing that outdoors, maybe dorks
like me wouldn\'t need to flame. Your canopy smells of guano/vehe/elderberries,
too.
I agree with Shaggydope, if you don't like my smoke, go somewhere else. If i
come to your spot while im smoking, leave. Since we can't both have what we
want, I might as well enjoy my cigarettes without having to hear you bitch.
So when you see me approaching with a Marlboro in my hand, just move along
because there is nothing else for you to see.
v
What if I break your arms and rip your nuts off and feed them to my pet
hamster when you approach me with a marlboro? Maybe you should go polluting
somewhere else! Since we can't both have what we want, I might as well arrange
a free meal for my hamster without having to choke on your stupid smokes.
Mudmail me if you want my address to come rip off my nuts. I'll gladly give it
too you.

 
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Firedance
101d, 19h, 53m, 4s old
Level:
50
 
 
#10
07 Apr 2004 07:38
 
 
Firedance wrote:
Quote:
Mudmail me if you want my address to come rip off my nuts. I'll gladly give
it
Quote:
too you.
Wow, mudders really don't get enough if they're so desperate for someone to
fondle their nuts that they'll invite someone over even if that person is
looking to rip their nuts off...

 
 
 
Ooga
N e w b i e  H e l p e r
1y, 183d, 3h, 9m, 27s old
Level:
45
 
 
#11
07 Apr 2004 09:42
 
 
Ooga wrote:
Firedance wrote:
Quote:
Mudmail me if you want my address to come rip off my nuts. I'll gladly give
it
Quote:
too you.
Wow, mudders really don't get enough if they're so desperate for someone to
fondle their nuts that they'll invite someone over even if that person is
looking to rip their nuts off...
It wasn't an invitation for foreplay Ooga...dont get yer hopes up!

 
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Firedance
101d, 21h, 5m, 20s old
Level:
50
 
 
#12
07 Apr 2004 20:48
 
 
Ooga wrote:
Firedance wrote:
Quote:
Mudmail me if you want my address to come rip off my nuts. I'll gladly give
it
Quote:
too you.
Wow, mudders really don't get enough if they're so desperate for someone to
fondle their nuts that they'll invite someone over even if that person is
looking to rip their nuts off...
I am just impressed by the sheer manliness of all involved. I mean, really,
you gotta be a badass to talk toug h over the internet.

 
 
 
Lenzi
45d, 14h, 44m, 24s old
Level:
56
 
 
#13
08 Apr 2004 00:52
 
 
Lenzi wrote:
Ooga wrote:
Firedance wrote:
Quote:
Mudmail me if you want my address to come rip off my nuts. I'll gladly give
it
Quote:
too you.
Wow, mudders really don't get enough if they're so desperate for someone to
fondle their nuts that they'll invite someone over even if that person is
looking to rip their nuts off...
I am just impressed by the sheer manliness of all involved. I mean, really,
you gotta be a badass to talk toug h over the internet.
How the hell did all these smoke threads start anyay?
no one gives a shit about:
1) Nuts being ripped off
2) Firedance and Ooga getting it on
3) People who smoke (their cancer included)
4) Mudders who smoke (well real people dont care about mudders anyway
this might be a repitition of 3)
Hope i killed it!

- blackstar -

 
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Votes:
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Blackstar
86d, 7h, 14m, 32s old
Level:
48
 
 
#14
08 Apr 2004 00:52
 
 
Quote:
Lenzi wrote:
Ooga wrote:
Firedance wrote:
Quote:
Mudmail me if you want my address to come rip off my nuts. I\'ll gladly give
it
Quote:
too you.
Wow, mudders really don\'t get enough if they\'re so desperate for someone to
fondle their nuts that they\'ll invite someone over even if that person is
looking to rip their nuts off...
I am just impressed by the sheer manliness of all involved. I mean, really,
you gotta be a badass to talk toug h over the internet.
How the hell did all these smoke threads start anyay?
no one gives a shit about:
1) Nuts being ripped off
2) Firedance and Ooga getting it on
3) People who smoke (their cancer included)
4) Mudders who smoke (well real people dont care about mudders anyway
this might be a repitition of 3)
Hope i killed it!
Isn\'t cancer heriditary?

 
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Votes:
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Shaggydope
276d, 13h, 54m, 8s old
Level:
73
 
 
#15
08 Apr 2004 04:24
 
 
Blackstar wrote:
Lenzi wrote:
Ooga wrote:
Firedance wrote:
Quote:
Mudmail me if you want my address to come rip off my nuts. I'll gladly give
it
Quote:
too you.
Wow, mudders really don't get enough if they're so desperate for someone to
fondle their nuts that they'll invite someone over even if that person is
looking to rip their nuts off...
I am just impressed by the sheer manliness of all involved. I mean, really,
you gotta be a badass to talk toug h over the internet.
How the hell did all these smoke threads start anyay?
no one gives a shit about:
1) Nuts being ripped off
2) Firedance and Ooga getting it on
3) People who smoke (their cancer included)
4) Mudders who smoke (well real people dont care about mudders anyway
this might be a repitition of 3)
Hope i killed it!
http://www.itsthedoc.net/stuff/gaythread.jpg
nuff said.

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If life gives you melons, you may be dyslexic.

 
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Ssmud
N e w b i e  H e l p e r
250d, 15h, 27m, 35s old
Level:
71
 
 
#16
08 Apr 2004 04:28
 
 
Well, obviously that site has gone down, but you can try this one for the same
affect:
http://www.itsthedoc.net/stuff/gayalarm.gif

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If life gives you melons, you may be dyslexic.

 
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Ssmud
N e w b i e  H e l p e r
250d, 15h, 27m, 35s old
Level:
71
 
 
#17
08 Apr 2004 08:54
 
 
Ssmud wrote:
Well, obviously that site has gone down, but you can try this one for the same
affect:
http://www.itsthedoc.net/stuff/gayalarm.gif
hahahaha

 
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Votes:
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Firedance
101d, 21h, 25m, 25s old
Level:
50
 
 
#18
05 Apr 2004 20:18
 
 
Quote:
come to your spot while im smoking, leave
Perhaps I have paid for that said spot. If you grow your own shit *and* keep
it out of my face, you have vindicated yourself properly.

 
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Thematic
192d, 1h, 28m, 28s old
Level:
72