The weirdest thing happened to me today...
While I was picking mushrooms near Sunderland with my dear hobbit friend
Petta, I met an old fragile (and obviously crazy) man. The man was wearing
a weird outfit and an even stranger hat. He mumbled something about getting
lost while he was running from a nasty sabretooth tiger. He told me the most
amazing stories about his cold homeland. Sabretooth cats and tigers, cave
bears, humans and even mammoths all living together in peaceful harmony.
After a while, the man suddenly stood up, tightened the leather straps of his
goofy hat and announced that he was totally fed up with us both and the
sabretooths and ran westwards. We never saw him again. After our parting,
we sadly noticed that someone had stolen all our pretty red, spotty
mushrooms as well.

If you see my mushrooms, any bugs or typos, mail me!


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