The buzz word in today's business world is MARKETING. People often ask for a
simple explanation of "Marketing." Here it is: You're a woman and you see a
handsome guy at a party. You go up to him and say, "I'm fantastic in bed,"
That's Direct Marketing.
You're at a party with a bunch of friends and see a handsome guy. One of your
friends goes up to him and pointing at you says, "She's fantastic in bed,"
That's Advertising. You see a handsome guy at a party. You go up to him and
get his telephone number. The next day you call and say "Hi, I'm fantastic in
bed," That's Telemarketing. You're at a party and see a handsome guy. You get
up and straighten your dress. You walk up to him and pour him a drink. You say
"May I," and reach up to straighten his tie brushing your breast lightly
against his arm, and then say, "By the way, I'm fantastic in bed," That's
Public Relations. You're at a party and see a handsome guy. He walks up to you
and says "I hear you're fantastic in bed," That's Brand Recognition.
You're at a party and see a handsome guy. You talk him into going home with
your friend. That's a Sales Rep. Your friend can't satisfy him so she calls
you. That's Tech Support. You're on your way to a party when you realize that
there could be handsome men in all these houses you're passing. So you climb
onto the roof of one situated toward the center and shout at the top of your
lungs, "I'm fantastic in bed!". That's Junk Mail!