Two couples were playing poker one evening. Jim accidentally dropped some
cards on the floor. When he bent down under the table to pick them up, he
noticed Bob's wife, Sandra, wasn't wearing any underwear under her dress!
Shocked by this, Jim upon trying to sit back up again, hit his head on the
table and emerged red-faced.

Later, Jim went to the kitchen to get some refreshments. Bob's wife followed
and asked, "Did you see anything that you like under there?" Surprised by her
boldness, Jim admitted that, well indeed he did. She said, "Well, you can have
it but it will cost you $500.'

After taking a minute or two to assess the financial and moral costs of this
offer, Jim confirms that he is interested.
Sandra told him that since her husband Bob worked Friday afternoons and Jim
didn't, Jim should be at her house around 2 p.m. Friday afternoon.

When Friday rolled around, Jim showed up at Bob's house at 2 p.m. sharp and
after paying Sandra the agreed sum of $500 - they went to the bedroom and
closed their transaction, as agreed. Jim quickly dressed and left.

As usual, Bob came home from work at 6 p.m. and upon arriving, asked his wife:
"Did Jim come by the house this afternoon?"

With a lump in her throat Sandra answered "Why yes, he did stop by for a few
minutes this afternoon." Her heart nearly skipped a beat when her husband
curtly asked, "And did he give you $500?"

Sandra, using her best poker face, replied, "Well, yes, in fact he did give me
$500."

Bob, with a satisfied look on his face, surprised his wife by saying, "He came
by the office this morning and borrowed $500 from me. He promised he'd stop by
our house this afternoon on his way home and pay me back."

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