A guy wakes up one morning to find a gorilla in his tree. He looks in the
phone book and finds a gorilla removal service. When he asks if they can
remove the gorilla, the service guy asks, Is it a male or female? Male, he
replies. Oh yeah we can do it. I'll be right there, he states. An hour later,
the service guy shows up with a stick, a Chihuahua, a shotgun, and a pair of
handcuffs. He then gives the man some instructions. I'm going to climb this
tree and poke the gorilla with the stick until he falls out of the tree. When
he does the trained Chihuahua will bite the gorilla's testicles off. The
gorilla will then cross his hands to protect himself, allowing you to put the
handcuffs on him. The man asks, What do I do with the shotgun? The service guy
replies, If I fall out of the tree before the gorilla does, shoot the
Chihuahua