In the following flame, all swearwords will be replaced with random fruits and
vegetables. Enjoy:

what the carrot is this potato? These rhubarbing skills fail way too bananaing
much. Whoever piece of onion turniping plum tuned the fail and fumblerates of
meloning merchantskills this parsleying high should be dragged out and shot.
First you spend a long cauliflowering time in the outerworld looking for some
rhubarbing piece of celery materials. The you fail and fail and fumble and
fail and fumble and finally manage to get the pearing material out of the
ground and back into your strawberrying workroom. You just might carroting
fumble the amalgamate, and end up losing a cabbaging 66-75% of the original
weight of the oranging material. Finally you get a piece of some salading
material done, and start hammering it into your chest. You get a raddishing
fumble. You lose the piece of material you worked for a corn long time to get!
CABBAGE! what is the potatoing point in this ASPARAGUS!.. and the fumble
message even has the kiwi'ing nerve to say 'You fail and discard the useless
material' BLUEBERRYING DISCARD AS USELESS! i spent zuchini'ing hours just to
get it!

And all this with peppering 100% skills, affecting pea stats of 100/150+, and
luck being pretty apple good. This tomatoing carrots! BROCCOLI! lettuce
beetroot artichoke!...

thank you, hope you enjoyed it