Hear me! Hear me! Hear me!
Citizens of Bat City! we have been ravaged for too long! When almost every are
and barrel of the free world is safe and secure, why do we turn our eyes from
the wickedness and barbaric conditions of the North ?
This is a call to arms! Our mission is to establish a safe have for the
righteous and pureminded people of tundra, and build up a headquarter for
licit merchant ships sailing the High Seas of the Freezing North!
Our horses have been raped, and women stolen for too long. The time has come
for the Tyranny and Abuse of the Swe^H^H^HVikings to end! For those
brave, willing and able there shall always be a warm bed and streghtening
stew awaiting in the shelter of The Walls of
Camelot.
(btw, no rooms, houses or plots for sale. now or ever.)
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