A couple went golfing one day at a very exclusive course lined with million
dollar homes. On the third tee, the husband cautioned, "Honey, be careful when
you drive. If we break one of those windows, it'll cost us a fortune to
repair." Of course, she immediately shanked her drive right through the window
of the biggest house on the course. The husband cringed, "I warned you to
watch out! Now we'll have to go up there and apologize and see how much that
lousy drive is going to cost us." They walked up, knocked on the door, and a
warm voice said, "Come on in." When they opened the door they saw glass all
over the place and a broken antique bottle lying on its side near the broken
window. A man reclining on the couch asked, "Are you the people that broke the
window?" "Uhyeah, we're very sorry about that," the husband replied. "Oh, no
apology is necessary. Actually I want to thank you. You see, I'm a genie, and
I've been trapped in that bottle for a thousand years. Now that you've
released me, I'm allowed to grant three wishes. I'll give you each one wish,
and I'll keep the last one for myself." "Wow, that's great!" the husband said.
He pondered a moment and blurted out, "I'd like a million dollars a year for
the rest of my life." "No problem," said the genie, "You've got it. I have
already put a million dollars in your bank account. It's the least I can
do.""And now you, young lady, what do you want?"the genie asked. "I'd like to
own a gorgeous home complete with servants in every country in the world,"she
said. "Consider it done. The deeds are now in your name," the genie said. "And
now," the couple both asked in unison, "what's your wish, genie?" "Well, since
I've been trapped in that bottle and haven't been with a woman in a thousand
years, my wish is to have sex with your wife." The husband looked at his wife
and said, "Gee, honey, you know we both now have a fortune, and all those
houses. What do you think?" She mulled it over for a few moments and said,
"You know, you're right. Considering all that, I guess I wouldn't mind." The
genie and the woman went upstairs where he ravished her for the rest of the
afternoon. Both satisfied each other repeatedly, and afterwards, the genie
rolled over and looked at the wife and asked, "How old are you and your
husband?" "Why, we're both thirty-five," she responded breathlessly. "No shit!
Thirty-five years old and both of you still believe in genies?"