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Excited you begin to read the newspaper as you see a colourful ad on
the front-page. This is what you have been waiting, oh, gods know
for how long. The ad reads:

Finally coming near you at Shadowkeep amphitheatre this Friday at 9:

"THE AMAZING MAGIC SHOW"

Performed by no other than the world-famous

Avid "Amazing" Coppermine

and her lovely assistant

Polly "Legs" Darton.

You can hardly contain yourself and begin to put on your clothes to
go and buy tickets from your local box-office when you notice at the
bottom of the page word "FREE". You can't believe your eyes, but
truly the ad says the performance is free and not only that but
there's catering to go along with it.

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(In other words a play by Scary and Foxbat in Shadowkeep today 21:00 EET)