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05 Feb 2003 21:19
 
 
Author: Kossu
Subject: A day in real life
Date: Tue Feb 4 14:01:05 2003
This truck driver hauling a tractor-trailer load of
computers stops for a beer. As he approaches the bar
he sees a big sign on the door saying "Mudders Not Allowed -
Enter At Your Own Risk!" He goes in and sits down.
The bartender comes over to him, sniffs and says, "You smell
kind of mudder. What do you do for a living?" The truck
driver says, "I drive a truck, and the smell is just from
the computers I am hauling." The bartender says, "Okay, truck
drivers are not mudders," and serves him a beer. As he is
sipping his beer, a skinny guy walks in with tape around his
glasses, a pocket protector with pack of magical gathering
cards, and a belt at least a foot too long. The bartender,
without saying a word, pulls out a shotgun and blows the guy
away. The truck driver said, totally shocked, "Why did you do
that?" The bartender said, "Not to worry, the mudders are
overpopulating the good pubs and are in season now. You don't
even need a license." The truck driver finishes his beer, gets
back in his truck, and heads back onto the freeway. Suddenly
he veers to avoid an accident, and the load shifts. The back
door breaks open and computers spill out all over the freeway.

He jumps out and sees a crowd already forming, grabbing up the
computers. They are all engineers, accountants and programmers
wearing the unfitting clothes he has ever seen. He can't let
them steal his whole load. So, remembering what happened in the
bar, he pulls out his gun and starts blasting away, felling
several of them instantly. A highway patrol officer comes
zooming up and jumps out of the car screaming at him to stop.
The truck driver said, "What's wrong? I thought mudders were
in season." "Well, sure," said the patrolman. "But you can't
bait 'em."

Copy paste from Sumumud. Just had to post it here too!

 
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