Level: 150 [Wizard] Age: 1y, 57d, 7h, 36min and 29s


A woman enters the pet store searching for a pet for his husband, tomorrow was
his birthday and she wanted to surprise him.

After a quick scan she realized all the prices where outrageous, so she walks
to the manager and ask is he has something a bit cheaper. "Well", the manager
says "I have this giant frog for a hundred bucks."

"A hundred bucks?!" exclaims the wife in disbelief. "Well, this is a very
special frog, it gives blow jobs whenver asked." says the manager.

Thinking it was kind of cool the woman buys it and goes home.

Next day she keeps the frog in the attic, and gives it to his amused husband
at that night. She explains him how it works and goes to sleep.

At midnight she wakes up at the noise of glasses and dishes flying at the
kitchen, she walks there only to find his husband and the frog reading some
cooking books.

Puzzled she asks "What the hell are you doing reading cooking books in the
middle of the night?!"

"If I teach this frog to cook you are out of here bitch!!"

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